Hu Jintao has some new year’s greetings to pass along, please give him your attention. “Ladies, gentlemen, comrades, friends, the sound of New Year’s bells…” zzzZZZzzzz.
Here he is last year delivering the speech:
And the year before:
Hu Jintao, what happened to you?
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Poor bastard only owns one tie. Someone should run him by Goodwill so he can at least pick up a couple of cheap spares.
Are you colorblind? That’s his Redwood. He also has Burgandy, Crimson, Chestnut, Auburn, Maroon and Magenta.
Is his cardboard suit now for sale, or will it be sent to Madame Tussaud’s Museum?