Introducing: “Creepy White Guys,” For All You Single Asian Ladies

Creepy White Guys

If you’re an Asian woman seeking love on the interwebs, or living in China (or many places in Asia, while we’re at it), perhaps you can relate. There are only two posts on this new Tumblr, Creepy White Guys, but give it time. Surely there are more white men out there who love martial arts and anime and believe Asian girls are like lotus flowers, docile and submissive. Chrysanthemums, Mulan, tiger moms, dainty mushu dragons… we look forward to seeing these references, and more, in the coming days.

(H/T Angry Asian Man) (Related: Lonelyhearts.)

9 Responses to “Introducing: “Creepy White Guys,” For All You Single Asian Ladies”

  1. Ant Farm

    Yeah, but it’s creepy yellow guys we’re interested in. The sort that write nasty articles about people in Beijing and expect to get away with it by covering their tracks. We just hacked into your anthonytao13@gmail.com account, Lion King LoverBoy, we’ve got all your contacts, what you’ve said and to who, and we got you just where it is going to hurt. We told you you can hide but you can’t run.
    Take your shit down boy, and fast. You have until today to wipe your shit off this site or we’ll come for you.
    Have a nice day, Taoster. And stay away from Frisbees for awhile.

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    • newsflash

      IT’S FEBRUARY 6! WHAT WILL BECOME OF OUR FATEFUL HERO ANTHONY TAO? WILL THE MASKED VILLAIN BARON VON ANT FARM FOLLOW THROUGH WITH HIS DASTARDLY THREATS, OR WILL HE BE REVEALED TO BE NOTHING MORE THAN A LOWLY EMBITTERED INTERNET TROLL, WHO’S OWN EGO WAS SHATTERED DUE TO A SAVAGE TAKEDOWN ON THIS VERY SITE? STAY TUNED BOYS AND GIRLS!

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      • RhZ

        Count Baron von Dipshit Devonshire-Ellis the Infinity? Unleashing his idiot minions to spam a website with literally dozens of poorly-written comments? That’s unbelievable!!

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  2. Jess

    Ah, I can relate.
    Once, while playing World of WarCraft, a guy came up to me in-game and asked: “Are you Southeast Asian?”
    I’m not, but that didn’t seem to deter him. He then went into detail about how he was part of a guild of married men who casually played World of WarCraft and were looking to recruit low-level Southeast Asian women into the guild so they could take them on quests and “protect” them as they went along.

    I also have a kind-of-stalker who is more annoying than dangerous, but he has threatened to kill himself if I stop talking to him, so that one’s a bit of a pickle…

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  3. SeaHorse

    “If you’re an Asian woman seeking love on the interwebs, or living in China (or many places in Asia, while we’re at it), perhaps you can relate. ”

    Well let me tell you. POF is an endless source of entertainment.

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