Recently in Hong Kong, a male pedestrian fainted on the street outside a busy Jockey Club Center. Two men nearby, ages 59 and 53, witnessed the incident and tried to rouse the pedestrian. Failing that, they came to the conclusion that they should call the police, but an important question remained – which one of them should pick up the phone and dial 999?
Oriental Daily continues this strange tale. The two men began arguing that the other person should make the call, and eventually the quarrel turned into a violent fight. Remember that poor guy lying on the ground? Yes, no worries, he’s still there. The fight drew other people’s attention, and then a third man joined in, and you know how things can become so much more complicated in a threesome.
Finally, someone did call the police. An ambulance arrived and took the injured men to the hospital — but not the one that had been unconscious. While the other three had been fighting, he woke up and quietly left the scene, so no one has any idea what happened to him or if he’s OK.
Police took the three brawlers into custody for fighting in public.
Lesson learnt – God helps people who help themselves. If you faint on the street, rely on yourself and no one else.
Wanan Hao Sylvia, just be warned not to contribute to this site anymore. Anthony Tao from Kansas has been a very naughty boy and has pissed off some people here in Beijing. We know all about him and have hacked into his firstname.lastname@example.org account to find all about who he’s been talking with and who you all are. He has been warned to take all his nasty shit off the site today or we will be viisting him. We wouldn’t like to have to extend that inviation to you to come and have a little chat with us, maybe at Kro or perhaps during Frisbee at Beijing Ultimate. You see we already know where you hang out.
That goes for ALL Beijing Cream contributors. This shit stops now and we’ll leave you alone OR we’ll be the men in green jackets and sunglasses you’ll see coming along waving detention permits to bring you all in for questioning for 30 days. Lets see if you’ll like that or having your visas cancelled. We think you get the point. We leave it up to you to redeem yourselves and distance yourself from Tao, and for him to take down all his nasty offensive shit here. The repercussions will be serious if you do not for all of you.
Have a nice day!!!
Ha! What utter horseshit, written by some sad aggrieved target of BJC’s many articles – there is no substance to any of these claims whatsoever. Good try. Fuck Off.
WARNING TO USERS OF BEIJING CREAM
We have hacked into this site and have all IP addresses listed from comments made. We have had complaints about content here and we will be cross referencing who has said what over the past year with your IP addresses. If you are in China, we suggest you might want to think about what you are doing on this website. We can find you. We also have Anthony Tao’s email addressbook from email@example.com
We have left clues for Anthony in the comments here that we know who he is For example the phone number as our name. You can ask him about that. If you write anything here, you’ll note your IP address and we’ll know who you are as well.
You can help yourself by staying away while he cleans up his naughty mess he made here and those who helped. Otherwise we’ll be the men in green and sunglasses you’ll be seeing at BeijingUltimate or Kro and the other bars we know you like to hang out in. We can detain you for 30 days and cancel your student and work visas. If you don’t want us to come and say hello, stay away and give Kansas Anthony he chance to make amends and clean his site up.
WE ARE WATCHING. STAY AWAY
wow. your logic is obviously flawed – clearly you have no access/authority, hence your chosen tactic. a angry reader? an angry subject of articles? one thing is also obvious – your level of butthurt-ness.
Where do I hang out mister Big Shot? Could you come kidnap me on Monday though and not on Friday. It really sucks when I miss out on a weekend. Thanks!
Trolls are stupid
CDE rides again?