Because getting the updated dead swine count in Shanghai’s Huangpu River is like morning coffee, here’s AFP:
The number of dead pigs found in a river which runs through Shanghai has reached nearly 15,000, officials and reports said Tuesday, as a newspaper claimed the government was concealing the true tally.
On a fucking stick. Nearly 15,000 bloated carcasses have been dredged out of a river that provides drinking water on a fucking stick.
“We finally know why those pigs are jumping into the river!!!” writes one funny Sina Weibo user. Here’s the accompanying emoticon:
Damnit, dog. Goddamn you!
And because there is never, ever a bad time for this, here, once again with feeling, is China’s famous chicken-raping dog:
UPDATE: Now more than 16,000.
