Dad Swings And Twirls Toddler Like A Baton To “Train” Him For Shaolin Temple

Babies are resilient, you can basically throw them against a wall and they’ll return to being smirking poop machines after a brief cry, but this?

Dad swings baby Shaolin Temple 1
Dad swings baby Shaolin Temple
Dad swings baby Shaolin Temple 2

This?

Dad swings baby Shaolin Temple 5
Dad swings baby Shaolin Temple 3

This?

Dad swings baby Shaolin Temple 4

Wheeee?

This little boy is identified as 15 months old, and has been, reportedly, “training” to become a Shaolin monk since he was eight months old. The video is pretty petrifying, because like any normal human being, I think, we viewers anticipate disaster even as we recoil against the possibility.

But maybe the kid is having the time of his life? The dad may have been a majorette back in the day, and besides, he would never, ever drop his own son and watch him plop to the ground like a watermelon, or slap the young lad’s head against the pavement like a soft pelt, or swing his mushy little foot into the edge of that glass door behind them.

Maybe the parents out there can let us know whether this is the world’s best or worst dad. We’ll leave you with a cute shot:

Dad swings baby Shaolin Temple 6

2 Responses to “Dad Swings And Twirls Toddler Like A Baton To “Train” Him For Shaolin Temple”

  1. Alex Maltsev

    It looks very scary, but it’s a old technique. And I’m not sure it’s Chinese, because my father trained me like that, when I was around 1-2 years old. And it was in Chuckotka (Russian Far North, not so far from Alaska).

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