This is via tt.mop, and it’s sort of uncomfortable to look at. But the chainsaw provides one hell of a comic relief. Wait, chainsaw. What?
Our tipster writes, “Chainsaw indicates a lack of knowledge regarding severe vibrations close to internal organs.”
Story: on Saturday, a dude in Zhumadian, Henan province reportedly accidentally sat on a rake while drunk, which (if you believe the story) officially makes his drinking story better than yours. The 37-year-old needed four hours of surgery to have the 28-centimeter handle removed from his anus. We’re not sure how the chainsaw played a part.
The man seems to be okay, though he remains under observation for infections.
There’s a more graphic picture over on tt.mop, so click the above if you’d like to see it.