Laowai Comics: Laowai Tennis By Laowai Comics October 17, 2013 6:00 am Comments: 23 Laowai Comics is a biweekly webcomic. Beijing Cream is proud to debut its Thursday comic every week. Full archives here. Thanks to Reddit user TeaDrinkerToo for this idea. Click to enlarge (Monday’s comic) 23 Responses to “Laowai Comics: Laowai Tennis” expat101 October 17th, 2013 1:44pm You are a subhuman, even lower as most chinese people. Nobody needs people like you in China, what are you anyway? An English teacher on tourit visa earning 6000 Kuai a month? People like you loose the face of all westerners, why we experienced expats try our best to gain more by supporting the chinese economy. Reply CJ October 17th, 2013 2:36pm Seriously…get a grip. A subhuman? Loose the face? Are you trying to be oh so sneaky by faking your expat status or are you really that stupid? All hail the mighty Chinese economy, the primary reason why I am in China. Political correctness has gone too far. This offends no one and is good clean fun. This is damn close to what would happen in the situation. 6000 kuai buys a lot of baozi, so there! Oh yeah…I missed one. Even lower as most Chinese people? What does that even mean? Are you implying that Chinese people are subhuman. Or barely human? Reply rageMeh October 17th, 2013 2:38pm His earning 6000 kuai a month would determine his worth as a human being? Worried that he might make you “loose” face? Are you sure you’re an expat? Reply CJ October 17th, 2013 3:10pm Doubtful that he is. Likely a local acting as an online cross-dresser, stirring up shit and acting a fool for play. Or a really moronic expat Sino-apologist. Reply Owain October 17th, 2013 4:49pm Sorry – below comment was meant as a reply to this. Reply matt October 17th, 2013 8:18pm I found it really funny, Infact i have played this ‘game’ before. It’s true people look at you then your mate and so on and so forth, The one Rainy ‘translates’. Nothing subhuman about people eavesdropping on others conversations then taking out of context words and putting two and two together… Reply F. October 18th, 2013 1:21am “Tourit” visa? Surely, you meant to say “TOURIST”. Go back to 五毛党一百零一同志。 Reply Owain October 17th, 2013 4:48pm I believe “Wumao” may be the correct term. Reply CJ October 17th, 2013 4:51pm Indeed. But I prefer to ignore the nonsensical jargon on the Chinese blogosphere. Reply Terrible. October 17th, 2013 8:02pm STOP MAKING COMICS. Put the pen down and step away. You are horrible at it. You can’t draw. You are not funny. You are not clever. You are not interesting. Reply LCG October 17th, 2013 9:16pm STOP COMMENTING. Just drink a shotglass full of poison and end it right the fuck here. You are horrible at it. You can’t write. You can’t bring anything to the discussion. You are cocktarded. You are a waste of DNA. Reply Poison? Really? October 18th, 2013 11:20pm Weak comeback, dude. Also, I just went to your site for the first time. You spelled lychee wrong (Litchee??? Damn). Give Chinese children a chance, stop trying to teach them English. Your life as depicted in your scribbles, makes me sad. You are the person people are making fun of when they talk smack about loser laowai English teachers. Also, your comics are humorless. Reply LCG October 21st, 2013 11:18am WTF is up with that huge hate-boner that “enlightened expats” such as yourself sprout whenever they talk about English teachers?! Get over it. And who said I teach English, you presumptuous cock? My comics are humorless, sure, I’ll take your word for it and ignore all the random people who write me fanmail. You must be the king of all things funny. Care to show me where’s your vast body of comedy-related work, so I can learn from the master? Reply LCG October 22nd, 2013 2:30pm I do teach English to kindergarten students. But I can’t get a better job, so I am happy to get 4000RMB per month and share an apartment with another foreign teacher in a village in Heilongjiang. JONES October 17th, 2013 9:43pm Your comics are awesome. And they depict the TRUTH. Reply Riley October 18th, 2013 4:59pm Word up Reply mike October 17th, 2013 9:51pm Why weren’t they gawking at the first 洋鬼子 in the first panel. -5 pts for lack of realism. Reply LCG October 18th, 2013 1:49pm They didn’t see them.. too absorbed in their napping/iPhone/holding the 农包/controlling the toddler Reply xiaochacha October 20th, 2013 1:46am Dang massive comments section win, love “expat101″‘s failed attempts at posing as an “experienced expat” hahahaha so epic. Laowai Comics forever, any haters are nationalist xenophobic wumao douche’s. Reply Chinese Netizen October 20th, 2013 7:17am Actually I believe all the haters are actual “lao wai” and not at all nationalistic nor xenophobic wu mao types. Reply King Baeksu October 20th, 2013 10:15am Why does the guy on the left look fairly clean-cut and friendly when he’s speaking, but then have a demented glare and pronounced five o’clock shadow when he’s just listening? Does the social status inherent in speaking fluent English produce a kind of Charisma Man effect? Reply LCG October 21st, 2013 11:12am Because my drawing skills are 4/10, and my editing skills are -15/10 Reply Diana S January 16th, 2015 2:12pm Awesome comics Reply Leave a Reply Click here to cancel reply. Name (required) Mail (required) (will not be published) Website XHTML: You can use these tags: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong> − 8 = one Notify me of followup comments via e-mail. You can also subscribe without commenting.