Laowai Comics is a biweekly webcomic. Beijing Cream is proud to debut its Thursday comic every week. Full archives here.
Thanks to Reddit user TeaDrinkerToo for this idea.
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“One of The Worst Nights Of My Life”: The Disastrous Electric Castle Halloween Party In Tianjin [UPDATE]
November 5, 2013 2:16 am
The 2nd Annual Beijing Cream Bar And Club Awards, Where (Almost) No One Is Spared
May 14, 2013 3:21 pm
The Chinese Lack Creativity, As Definitively Proven By This List Of China’s Top Porn Search Terms
March 14, 2013 12:37 pm
Maya Moore Scores 53 Points In Game 1 Of WCBA Finals, Overshadowed By Fans Beating Up Referees [UPDATE]
January 30, 2013 1:29 pm
To Serve People: No One Loathes Porn Like China’s New Master Of The Dark Arts
November 20, 2012 2:00 pm
Vignette Of A Compassionate China: Our Writer, In Distress, Finds Help At Every Turn
October 23, 2012 1:00 pm
Chinese News Team Reports On Rare Lingzhi Mushroom, Which Is Actually A Rubber Vagina
June 19, 2012 2:35 pm
Jiang Zemin: How China’s Forgotten President Achieved a Cult Following and Meme Immortality
September 26, 2017 3:45 pm
In Beijing, 20 Million People Pretend to Live :: 在北京，有2000万人假装在生活 (full translation)
July 27, 2017 2:09 am
You are a subhuman, even lower as most chinese people. Nobody needs people like you in China, what are you anyway? An English teacher on tourit visa earning 6000 Kuai a month?
People like you loose the face of all westerners, why we experienced expats try our best to gain more by supporting the chinese economy.
Seriously…get a grip. A subhuman? Loose the face? Are you trying to be oh so sneaky by faking your expat status or are you really that stupid? All hail the mighty Chinese economy, the primary reason why I am in China.
Political correctness has gone too far. This offends no one and is good clean fun. This is damn close to what would happen in the situation. 6000 kuai buys a lot of baozi, so there!
Oh yeah…I missed one. Even lower as most Chinese people? What does that even mean? Are you implying that Chinese people are subhuman. Or barely human?
His earning 6000 kuai a month would determine his worth as a human being? Worried that he might make you “loose” face? Are you sure you’re an expat?
Doubtful that he is. Likely a local acting as an online cross-dresser, stirring up shit and acting a fool for play. Or a really moronic expat Sino-apologist.
Sorry – below comment was meant as a reply to this.
I found it really funny, Infact i have played this ‘game’ before. It’s true people look at you then your mate and so on and so forth, The one Rainy ‘translates’.
Nothing subhuman about people eavesdropping on others conversations then taking out of context words and putting two and two together…
“Tourit” visa? Surely, you meant to say “TOURIST”. Go back to 五毛党一百零一同志。
I believe “Wumao” may be the correct term.
Indeed. But I prefer to ignore the nonsensical jargon on the Chinese blogosphere.
STOP MAKING COMICS. Put the pen down and step away. You are horrible at it. You can’t draw. You are not funny. You are not clever. You are not interesting.
STOP COMMENTING. Just drink a shotglass full of poison and end it right the fuck here. You are horrible at it. You can’t write. You can’t bring anything to the discussion. You are cocktarded. You are a waste of DNA.
Weak comeback, dude.
Also, I just went to your site for the first time. You spelled lychee wrong (Litchee??? Damn). Give Chinese children a chance, stop trying to teach them English.
Your life as depicted in your scribbles, makes me sad. You are the person people are making fun of when they talk smack about loser laowai English teachers.
Also, your comics are humorless.
WTF is up with that huge hate-boner that “enlightened expats” such as yourself sprout whenever they talk about English teachers?! Get over it. And who said I teach English, you presumptuous cock?
My comics are humorless, sure, I’ll take your word for it and ignore all the random people who write me fanmail. You must be the king of all things funny. Care to show me where’s your vast body of comedy-related work, so I can learn from the master?
I do teach English to kindergarten students. But I can’t get a better job, so I am happy to get 4000RMB per month and share an apartment with another foreign teacher in a village in Heilongjiang.
Your comics are awesome. And they depict the TRUTH.
Word up
Why weren’t they gawking at the first 洋鬼子 in the first panel. -5 pts for lack of realism.
They didn’t see them.. too absorbed in their napping/iPhone/holding the 农包/controlling the toddler
Dang massive comments section win, love “expat101″‘s failed attempts at posing as an “experienced expat” hahahaha so epic. Laowai Comics forever, any haters are nationalist xenophobic wumao douche’s.
Actually I believe all the haters are actual “lao wai” and not at all nationalistic nor xenophobic wu mao types.
Why does the guy on the left look fairly clean-cut and friendly when he’s speaking, but then have a demented glare and pronounced five o’clock shadow when he’s just listening?
Does the social status inherent in speaking fluent English produce a kind of Charisma Man effect?
Because my drawing skills are 4/10, and my editing skills are -15/10
Awesome comics