The above is only marginally China/Chinese related, but there is so much genius here that you’ll excuse me. Every parent should assign grades to his of her kid’s work that supplements the teacher’s grade, and so many of these deserve A’s.
38 Test Answers That Are 100% Wrong But Totally Genius At The Same Time (Distractify)
Not sure I get the joke, though it is odd seeing a Chinese student writing in 繁体字。 I used to write far stupider crap when I was learning, I think because being a language student is actually a rather infantilizing process it rather encourages you to write childishly.
I think the joke is the assignment was in English at an American school, and the student was of Chinese descent and decided to be a smartass and literally write the letter in Chinese.
Dead on. kid’s obviously from HK or Taiwan where they still write the proper form of Chinese, versus the bastardized version invented by the commies.
Kudos for his sense of humour. Laughed till I cried – “only ten seriously wounded every day”.
殘體字 didn’t exist in 1870 you dumb ass.
殘體字 didn’t exist in 1870 you dumbass
“but hey, don’t worry, only ten people a day get hurt”
“even though my English isn’t very good, I can still understand the white man talk”
This kid is golden.