The Disruptive Bosoms Of Lin Chi-ling, According To “Student”

Lin Chi-ling

Adapted with permission from Hug China.

The mayor of Taizhou, a small city in Jiangsu province, has rejected a netizen’s complaint that his mental health has been damaged by an eye-catching outdoor advert featuring the cleavage of Taiwanese model Lin Chi-ling.

The netizen left his message on the government website of Taizhou city on January 10, signing it “a primary school child.”

Lin Chi-ling complaint

The complete message reads:

亲爱的市长大人,我是靖江的一个小学生,靖江文峰大世界的外墙上挂了一幅林志玲的广告,每天经过这里,我会忍不住的看看她的深深的乳沟,晚上回家我经常想这个画面,也会自渎,学习成绩下降的厉害,做作业不专心,请市长帮我,不要再伤害我身心健康

Dear Mayor, I am a primary school pupil in Jingjiang city (Jiangjiang city is under jurisdiction of Taizhou). There is a Lin Chi-ling advertisement on the outer wall of Wenfeng Big World of Jingjiang. Every day when I pass by this advert, I can’t help looking into her deep cleavage. And in the evening her picture lingers in my brain and I am often filled the desire to masturbate. I have experienced a sharp decline in academic performance in school and I cannot concentrate to study. Mayor, I ask you to help me and do not let Lin Chi-ling’s advertisement continue to hurt my mental health.

This complaint could have been simply ignored, but the mayor of Jingjiang actually replied on January 14:

小学生网友您好!据了解,市工商局现场查看,该广告无明显违反《中华人民共和国广告法》第七条规定,无损害未成年人身心健康的现象,谢谢。

Ninhao, pupil netizen, as far as we know, officers of municipal administration for industry and commerce have inspected the spot. The advertisement does not contain content that breaches the seventh clause of the Advertising Law of People’s Republic of China, nor has it been deemed dangerous to the physical and mental health of minors.

Some netizens expressed doubt that a real student actually wrote the complaint, while others echoed the writer in worrying about the increasing vulgarity in China and expressed displeasure at female celebrities wearing skimpy dresses.

In an interview by Qingdao based Bandao Metropolis Daily, Lin appeared surprised to hear the story. She said she was sorry and expected the primary school child not to look at the advertisement anymore. She promised to be more prudent in her future endorsements.

Lin Chi-ling (Chinese: 林志玲,  Lín Zhìlíng), born November 29, 1974 in Taipei, is very popular on the Chinese mainland.

Jiangsu pupil’s complaint to city mayor that was rejected… (Hug China)

5 Responses to “The Disruptive Bosoms Of Lin Chi-ling, According To “Student””

  1. Kaisa

    “And in the evening her picture lingers in my brain and I am often filled with a sense of shame. ”

    Maybe my Chinese is not that good, but I thought the original said “In the evening when I get home I often can’t help thinking about this picture and masturbate”…

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  2. benji

    Laughed till I cried. The hilarious duplicity of the alleged primary schools student (not f@#$way he exists) and the mayor (he does exist) in the to and fro of the communique. Wait till the poor lil easily excited primary schools kid gets ahold of penthouse centre fold pics, heres on kid thats gonna go blind fast and grow jungle league hair league in both of his palms.

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    • penji

      Thanks for the very informed elixir cure for my impending baldness.
      I started to apply “the juice” harvested from rigorous staring exercise of Ms. Lin’s well defined clevage my bald patch, and the result is outstanding. I have hair growing down to my butt now. Being a patchily haired oriental, I am applying the “juice” on my face, and will be a shoo in for Santa Claus positions come christmas (just got to dye them white). Thanks, Ms Lin. I am patenting the hair growth formula and gonna call it “JinFaht” creme (金髪膏)(Gold Hair Cream).

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