This week’s headline in making fun at China on late-night TV was dramatic readings of the “last messages” from China’s Jade Rabbit lunar rover.
Here’s Patrick Stewart reading the part:
Here’s Stephen Colbert getting dramatic:
But before you derive too much enjoyment from the failure of a peaceful exploratory journey to push the boundaries of human knowledge, let’s not forget that the US has its own inexplicably personified, selfie-takin’ planetary rover.
Rumors that Jackie Chan will sarcastically read Mars Rover tweets on the Colbert Ripoff “The Banquet” were made up by me just now.