Have You Seen Xi Jinping?
Xi Jinping remains missing. The above was created by Torval Lokison, who is as concerned as the rest of us about the future president’s health. Please print out the above and post it in your neighborhood to help us search for Mr. Xi, who may have had a heart attack, or stoke, or who the fuck knows. Have you seen him? Please help. The 18th Party Congress depends on it.
(H/T China Digital Times)