Good day, mortals. Enjoy the weekend? Unless you were at the inaugural Expats in Chinese Film and TV Awards, not as much as these players.
Described by one excited attendee as “the stupidest, most Z-list thing ever… a fake award ceremony with fake red carpet,” the “expat Oscars” (as no one is calling it) was hosted by this nubile pair:
On the right is Mark Regan, a “Weatherman Anchor” at CCTV. (Mark’s previous role was “Import / Export Manager at Beijing W&G Trading Co,” so TV was the obvious next step.) His co-host is Shenzhen TV’s Yue Xu.
“Mr. Albania Rolando Lekja”
And Frank from This is Sanlitun, who apparently turned up in character. Awesome do-rag.
Our source told us, “Everyone seemed nice – it was all just a little bit sad.” And how. No Cao Cao; not even Carlos Ottery? Saaaaad.
Were you a guest at the Expats in Chinese Film and TV Awards? Did you win an award? Please do not get in contact with us.