![Yes, this is ANIMAL](http://beijingcream.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Dog-pageant-1.png)
ANIMAL, it says. That’s the best part. Hello — yes, this is ANIMAL.
This picture is part of a collection via Xinhua called “Beauty pageant of dogs.” (There’s something Xinhua isn’t telling us, I’m sure.) Animal has absolutely no fashion sense, but what about this one here…
![Dog pageant contestant](http://beijingcream.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Dog-pageant-2.png)
Is that even a dog?
Or is this the ugliest dressed dog ever?
!["I have no idea what I'm doing"](http://beijingcream.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Dog-pageant-3.png)
And, sorry, but what the fuck?
![Beastiality?](http://beijingcream.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Dog-pageant-4.png)
This one has a BANANA for a tail:
![Banana!](http://beijingcream.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Dog-pageant-5.png)
I’m not even going to comment on this one:
![No idea](http://beijingcream.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Dog-pageant-6.png)
But the real ugliest one is the one that didn’t even try:
![Wow](http://beijingcream.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Dog-pageant-7.png)
Luckily, we know which dog wins best-dressed:
![Panda](http://beijingcream.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Dog-pageant-8.png)
Of course. It’s the one that looks like a panda. Pandas always win.
Granted some of those are really atrocious, but the first one is an obvious reference to The Muppets’ Animal…hence “Animal”