![If only that were a conch](http://beijingcream.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Sandy-Beach-expo-1.png)
We’re not sure what this “2nd China International Sandy-Beach & Swimsuit Culture Exposition” is, nor have we heard of Huludao, Liaoning province, which is hosting this expo that began yesterday and lasts until Sunday. We only know what’s in the photos, and that Xinhua put them on its website, because of course it would.
![All together now](http://beijingcream.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Sandy-Beach-expo-5.png)
![Next stop: Sex in the City](http://beijingcream.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Sandy-Beach-expo-2.png)
![Sandy-Beach expo](http://beijingcream.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Sandy-Beach-expo-3.png)
![And a tip of the hat to you as well](http://beijingcream.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Sandy-Beach-expo-4.png)