October 14 – October 20
Alison Gold’s “Chinese Food” is the new worst song you’ve ever heard. Michael Bay was attacked by an AC-wielding “zombie” in Hong Kong. Boris Johnson rode Beijing subway and commented on it, for some reason.
Comment of the Week:
Jess, on Friday links:
[sigh] All the good men are either married or are gay prostitutes.
Honorable mention: “Patrice Wilson” (note: not the real Patrice Wilson), on the Alison Gold video:
how long until the first video of chinese elementary students singing this song gets posted on beijing cream?
i actually think the kindergarten-level simplicity of the lyrics and the…straightforward/kungfu panda-style take on chinese culture will make this a decent intro-english teaching aid.
side point, if Ark Music Factory keeps pumping out these gems, it will only be a matter of time before they join the ranks of Tommy Wiseau and The Asylum as camp auteurs.